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Standard disclaimers apply…
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"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"Not at all, not at all."
"Are you sure?"
"…of course."
"You don't sound very convincing. We promised to always tell the
truth. Remember?"
"Yes."
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"I'm sorry, you just don't have the hips for that dress."
"So it makes me look fat."
"I never said that."
"Midii you're meant to be a master spy, can't you do better than
that?"
"Well, I'm sorry, Trowa, but how to tell your husband he looks fat in
a dress without hurting his feelings never came up in spy school!"
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