Ducks and Owls
[A conversation between Unes]
by Liewe

disclaimer: I own nothing.

"We've got a mission to complete."

"We do?"

"Yes, we've been charged to destroy the Owls and the Ducks."

"So we're going hunting?"

"No…"

"I'm confused. You mentioned Owls and Ducks."

"Yes, I did."

"Well aren't they birds? So wouldn't we hunt them?"

"The Owls and Ducks aren't birds… not in this sense at least. The
chemistry department at the local university uses Owls to give online
homework. The biology department at the same university uses the
Ducks to give online quizzes every week. The students would like the
respective systems abolished."

"Well they why don't they put a motion forward through the senate?"

"It's gone beyond that."

"Aren't we supposed to fight terrorists?"

"Well yes… but this is a special case."

"Lady Une did Mariemaia ask you to take care of this?"

"Well yes Preventer Une."

"So, must I infiltrate this university, and use my years of
background in the spy biz to get rid of an obstacle in her path?"

"Precisely."

"I'll get right on it."

"No betraying your objective!"

"Wouldn't dream of it, though I have been reduced to destroying Ducks
and Owls…"